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stachitus allys/ponch/jamal/harold/

spends countless hours hidden in the cave of her room blogging, doing homework, sleeping and sacrificing virgins. Not really. that last one was a joke.

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Friday, August 14, 2009,9:19 PM

Anticipation

Yay for blogging! Even though I've pretty much sucked at it in the past. School starts on Tuesday, and I for one am excited to be reunited with my fellow pupils. Ugh for having to do a poster project (and perhaps oral report? *vomits*) by Monday so I can actually go BACK to public school. No worries, I'll whip that out in a couple hours tomorrow. Have you picked out your outfit for the first day? I know I've formulated it in my mind.

Sorry, Chance dearest, it's changed.

It starts with denim shorts. Since I always put on my bottoms first (second only to my underwear). Then a black tank layered underneath a electric blue one. Since the only other possible next thing is your shirt. Or your socks and shoes, but let's face it, who walks around in their room with socks and shoes shirtless? Even if it's only for a few seconds. Next! An electric blue flannel (checkerboard?) shirt. With the sleeves rolled up. I top it off with a bow tie - black - my thigh high blue striped socks (of course) and my converse. My hair will most likely be straightened, slightly teased and moussed up to perfection. Sorry, kids, my hair won't be died black, pink, and bleached until I have sufficient funds. So not for a while. I only have twelve dollars at the moment.

It shall be died hot hot pink on the bottom layer, black on the top and bleached in the ones in between. For now, I'll just have to make due with black all the way through.

Oh yeah, I'll probably have a hippy-esque hairband on my head. Hey, what do you think about dreadlocks?

KIDDING.

I know ALL of us are anticipating the new year like Greg Mattis anticipates the oncoming freshmeat. (ZING!)

Oh, by the way Chance, Katy says she's considering OPS. I'm freaking pissed.

Labels: blogging, dreadlocks, Freshmeat, fucking project, new year